The Perfect Christmas Song?!?

A scientist in Boston says he’s engineered the perfect Christmas song, by studying what lyrics, tempo, vocals, and musical key you need to make a hit.  He found it was important to use words like Santa, snow, home, peace, and love in the lyrics . . . but especially the word Christmas itself.  The song needed to be in a major key, have an average tempo of 115 beats per minute, and feature plenty of sleigh bells. With all that data, he engineered a new song called “Love’s Not Just For Christmas”.

What do you think?  Is it perfect?  Is it an instant Christmas classic?